I've never been good at composing self generalisations; elaborate or otherwise. They result in an over embellished lie or a vague and invalid misrepresentation.
Lion King opens tomorrow at QPAC and I get to see it fiiiirst
"Hey I made some cookies, want some?"
"They’re oatmeal raisin."
Oatmeal and Raisin are the fucking best.
thecrazybehindyou is not pleased with my suggestions for children’s names.
Everything, everything is wrong with Beryl and Mervin. You should never be allowed to have children.
Beryl and Mervin were my grandparents names
I don’t believe you, but even if it is true, that doesn’t change the fact they’re awful names. Though in fairness, my grandparents were Ronald and Doris, which isn’t any better.
Haha Shirley & Peter actually