I've never been good at composing self generalisations; elaborate or otherwise. They result in an over embellished lie or a vague and invalid misrepresentation.

 

obsessionisthenewblack:

swan queen au week [ evil!emma ]
∟ Following Henry’s untimely death in Neverland, Emma, who had been driven near mad with grief, rips out her own heart in an attempt to no longer feel the pain of it. The absence of her heart however allows her to seek revenge without remorse, and after coaxing Regina to give into her own need for vengeance and embrace the Evil Queen within her, the two women make their way through Storybrooke and murder everyone who had a hand - despite how indirectly it might have been - in their son’s death.

-Cher, get in there. What the hell is that?
-A dress.
-Says who?

-Calvin Klein.

(Source: demetrria)

thecrazybehindyou:

aryousavvy:

thecrazybehindyou:

aryousavvy:

thecrazybehindyou is not pleased with my suggestions for children’s names.

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Everything, everything is wrong with Beryl and Mervin. You should never be allowed to have children.

Beryl and Mervin were my grandparents names

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I don’t believe you, but even if it is true, that doesn’t change the fact they’re awful names. Though in fairness, my grandparents were Ronald and Doris, which isn’t any better.

Haha Shirley & Peter actually

thecrazybehindyou:

aryousavvy:

thecrazybehindyou is not pleased with my suggestions for children’s names.

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Everything, everything is wrong with Beryl and Mervin. You should never be allowed to have children.

Beryl and Mervin were my grandparents names